Jaybill McCarthy
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Man Turns Short Attention Span Into An Art Form

Jaybill McCarthy.

“My life is lived in projects,” says Jaybill McCarthy, “no one knows what I’m going to do next, least of all me.” A self-described “pair ferrets in a burlap bag”, he’s decided to document his various exploits and put them where everyone can see them. In his words, “I imagine people will find my endless pratfalls at least somewhat entertaining, so I might as well get them out there.” He’s joined every relevant content and social media platform known to humankind, including TikTok, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch and Instagram. He says he’s also accepting finacial support via Patreon.

Make Food With Me - Episode 4 - Sundried Tomato, Spinach and Provolone Omelet

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Make Food With Me - Episode 3 - Power Cakes

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Make Food With Me - Episode 2 - Spam and Egg Sandwiches

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Midlife Reinvention

I turned 46 years old this year. By any definition of the term, I am squarely in “midlife”. I’m now old enough to enjoy doing crossword puzzles, but I’m still young enough to spend way too much time on TikTok. I’ve been lucky enough to do a lot of interesting things, but there’s also a ton of things I’d still like to do. I don’t feel “old”. Honestly, I feel younger than I have for the past decade. Continued...