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What is this idiot on about?

My name is Jaybill McCarthy. I’m a guy that lives on a farm not far from Portland, Oregon. I’m married to a wonderful woman and I have a small son who is just the best thing ever.

I make things, I write software, I take care of alpacas (no really), I cook (a lot) and sometimes I write about those things here. Sometimes I write about other things. It’s a mixed bag, really.

If you want to contact me, there’s a bunch of little icons at the bottom of every page that you can use to do that.