I am Jaybill McCarthy and this would be my website. What is this, like…lap five? Six? Well, whatever, it’s back again. I’d try to tell you who I am or what I do, but that would just end up getting messy and complicated and I would probably cry a lot.
No, I mean, among other things, I am a web ninja. I make the Internet, one piece at a time. I also cook, draw and make funny joke like things. If you would like me to do something for you, let’s talk! Maybe I can help you out.
But, yeah, I’m…a guy…that lives in Portland, Oregon. My wife Keri and I live in a house with our dog and two cats.