It took me quite a while, but I’ve compiled this exhaustive tutorial on how to convert your iPhone to an iPod Touch. This is confirmed to work on all versions of the iPhone on both Sprint and Verizon. It works on any version of iOS, including 3, 4, and 5.
- Hold your iPhone in front of you vertically, holding it as still as possible.
- Utter a magical incantation of your own design. Candidates include (but are in no way limited to) “Shazzam!”, “Abracadabra” and “Poof!”. The choice is yours, really. Sky’s the limit on this one, be creative.
- Slowly raise the phone over your head, as if offering it to an unseen deity above you.
- Carefully place the phone on a flat surface, such as a table or workbench.
- Don’t pay your phone bill.
That’s it! Once you complete these steps, your wireless carrier will disable your phone and data services. (I’ve confirmed that all carriers will do this for you automatically.) Your WiFi will still work as usual. Congratulations! You have successfully converted your iPhone into an iPod Touch! Rejoice and prepare to figure out how to spend the $1200 a year you were spending on something else!
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