I Can’t F#%king See.

I am apparently getting old and falling apart. Within the past few months it has become clear that I need to get fitted for a pair of glasses. I have narrowed it down to six pairs that could potentially work on my fat freaking face. They are below. Would you kindly take a second and tell me which one you think looks best? I would greatly appreciate it.

Yes, I know the temple is missing on a few of them. This is a low-budget operation. Use your imagination.

Which pair of glasses looks best on me?

  • Pair 5 (36%, 10 Votes)
  • Pair 3 (18%, 5 Votes)
  • Pair 1 (18%, 5 Votes)
  • Pair 4 (11%, 3 Votes)
  • Pair 2 (11%, 3 Votes)
  • Pair 6 (6%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 28

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One Response to “I Can’t F#%king See.”

  1. On February 4th, 2010 at 10:34 pm thomas said:

    i would say number 6, but you would have to put some tape in the middle regardless of if they were broken….