Sometimes, late at night, I wake up suddenly and wonder if there are any alpacas nearby. I can’t be the only one to suffer from this affliction, so I got right to work. After working with some highly respected scientists, I was able to create the Alpaca Finder, which can be used to locate alpacas by zip code.
Things you should know: Alpacas live forever, they are from the moon and can usually speak more than one language. They are also masters of space and time and can effortlessly trancend dimensions. This is why you will want to know where some are right now. That is why I made you the Alpaca Finder. Please enjoy and report any physical sightings you may have.
May 18th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Alpa-CAAAAAA
May 21st, 2007 at 9:31 am
Just so you know, all of my friends are currently looking up their local alpacas. Looks like you found the science that you dropped.